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slackerspice
Aug. 21st, 2011 11:19 pm (UTC)
14 - mow
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"Farley, have you taken a look at your backyard lately?"

"Problem?"

"You'd need a machete just to get off the porch! I keep wondering if I should be worried about ticks or tigers! When was the last time you cut your lawn?"

"Funny you should mention that... That old push mower? Turns out the blade's more than a bit rusty, and when I took a look at it, I realized that the handle would be perfect for a prototype steering mechanism..."

"So you're saying...?"

"I'm saying that said lawnmower is now a rusty, thirty pound paperweight."

"Fine, I'll go call Harry..."

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