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#70 - Bum

#70 - Bum

"Farley?"

"Mr. Curry."

"...I thought you were working with Veeken on the quarterstaff-"

"We were! Honestly, why do you even have the damn things? Do you think Friar Tuck's gonna break the door down one of these days?!"

"Farley. Did you practice or not?"

"Yes. We did."

"And?"

"Oh. Right... ahem... I have come to the conclusion that she is proficient at the quarterstaff. Very proficient."

"Oh. Oh! I see..."

"..."

"Say, I don't think that couch had quite that many pillows the last time I was here..."

"No."

"I see."

snort

"So... eheh... how good is she again?"


Muses: *collective o.0*
Doom: ...That's disturbing.
Farley: Does that mean we get to kick you out?
Eh, couldn't really think of anything else, and this begged to be written. Also, just for the record, I did not plan on "quarterstaff" being any kind of innuendo, subtle or otherwise. I was partway through the story when I realized that it was a possibility, and pretty much decided "the hell with it." So no. No "Seduction of the Innocent"™ brand innuendo. No allusions to weird, kinky sex. Just a man getting thwapped on the ass with a stick.

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